nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

alphajade:

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

(Source: sadhoc)

pukicho:

yukigitsune:

pukicho:

I’ve noticed a trend in life. The larger a thing is, the more likely it is to be evil. This applies to companies, youtubers, people, and mountains. 

in cases of dogs the direct opposite is true

A notable outlier

queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

#percy jackson

(Source: supercolm)

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

Paladin™: when you’re kinda feeling cleric but also want to Stab

Sorcerer™: when you wanna be a caster but you don’t wanna be a nerd

Bard™: when you’ve never made a decision in your life and you don’t intend to start now

Warlock™: when you’re not quite ready to admit you’re into cryptids like that

Druid™: when honestly you’d rather be on the floor petting the DM’s cat but they made you play and this is the next best thing you guess

Fighter™: when all the weird puzzle shit bores the snot out of you and you’d rather stack dice til the fighting part gets here

Rogue™: when you’ve never solved a problem in your life, and in fact have caused many, and you’re just fine with that honestly

Cleric™: when your friends are a gaggle of idiots with a deathwish and you’re the only person who’s capable of saving them from themselves

umbrella-kun:

Someone: *slightly raises their voice on you*

Me for the next 10 years:

thesnadger:

Into The Spiderverse took 100% of its critically acclaimed visuals from comic books and street art and while there are obvious in-universe reasons for this it can’t be ignored that BOTH of these are traditionally seen as “lowbrow” populist art forms, here celebrated for their inherent beauty, complexity and sociopolitical importance. In this essay I will-

thedarkperidot:

You are all being blessed with a super blep